The Catchy Binge
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3:00PM
Getting Settled "The rough-hewn Clampetts are mistaken for servants as they try to adapt to their new environment."
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3:30PM
Meanwhile, Back at the Cabin "Jane Hathaway finds that making the Clampetts more sophisticated will be harder than expected, while Pearl Bodine tries to get the attention of Mr...."
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4:00PM
The Clampetts Meet Mrs. Drysdale "Mr. Drysdale tries furiously to make the Clampetts more acceptable to his socially-conscious wife."
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4:30PM
Jed Becomes a Banker "When a rival bank challenges him to a skeet shoot, Mr. Drysdale has no choice but to enlist the sharpshooting skills of Jed by making him a bank vice..."
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5:00PM
The Clampetts Entertain "After securing the Clampett account, Mr. Drysdale is in line for a pay raise."
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5:30PM
The Clampetts in Court "It's a case of one man's word against another as the Clampetts are accused of reckless driving in court."
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6:00PM
Jethro's Friend "Jethro's friend Armstrong enjoys the less rigid lifestyle he encounters during a visit to the Clampett mansion."
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6:30PM
Jed Gets the Misery "Jed pretends to be sick so that granny can get to doctoring and feel more at home. Mr. Drysdale and his physician get pulled into the ploy and..."
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7:00PM
The Giant Jackrabbit "An escaped kangaroo reported by Granny as an oversized jackrabbit leads the others to suspect she has had too much moonshine."
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7:30PM
Granny Versus the Weather Bureau "The accuracy of Granny's weather-prediction methods convince even the head of the Weather Bureau."
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8:00PM
The Great Crawdad Hunt "Two men feel they have discovered a family of geniuses in the Clampetts."
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8:30PM
Granny Learns to Drive "A bad experience with a cabdriver makes Granny want to drive herself around."
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9:00PM
The Boarder Stays "The butler is put on trial by the Clampetts after running out without paying his room and board."
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9:30PM
Double Naught Jethro "Jethro reignites his passion to become a "double naught spy", while Elly May enters a beauty pageant."
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10:00PM
Admiral Jed Clampett "Granny's fear of sharks makes her reluctant to go yachting with the rest of the family."
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10:30PM
That Old Black Magic "Granny thinks her study of astrology has turned Mrs. Drysdale into a bird."
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11:00PM
The Sheik "Jethro appreciates Arabic culture when Jed's new oil partner, a sheikh, arrives with his harem."
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11:30PM
The Private Eye "Jethro's attempt to become a "double naught spy" unwittingly leads him to foil a bank robbery."
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12:00AM
Possum Day "Mr. Drysdale tries to get the city of Beverly Hills to celebrate Possum Day in order to keep the Clampetts from returning home."
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12:30AM
The Possum Day Parade "Granny campaigns dirty against Mrs. Drysdale for the title of Possum Queen."
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1:00AM
The Clampetts Play the Rams "Jethro's date, Mr. Drysdale's maid, is more interested in watching his color television than in him."
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1:30AM
The Courtship of Elly "Granny's love potion for Elly May affects Miss Jane's boyfriend."
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2:00AM
A Real Nice Neighbor "Mr. Drysdale and Granny try to set Jed up with the new neighbor, but they get her maid instead."
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2:30AM
The Poor Farmer "Jed mistakes a billionaire for a poor farmer, but admires the man's unwillingness to accept Jed's charity."
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3:00AM
Mrs. Drysdale's Father "Mrs. Drysdale's father feels he can take advantage of the hillbillies' lack of guile in a game of poker."
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3:30AM
Mr. Farquhar Stays On "Mrs. Drysdale's father wants Granny to go to Las Vegas with him so he can put her gambling acumen to work."
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4:00AM
Military School "Jethro's new life ambition is to become a five-star General."
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4:30AM
The Common Cold "Granny opens up her own doctor's office after making a batch of her cure for the common cold."
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5:00AM
The Trotting Horse "Mr. Drysdale gives the Clampetts a racing horse, which Granny uses to ride to the grocery store and back."
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5:30AM
The Buggy "Granny buys a buggy for herself and a horse and buggy for Mrs. Drysdale, so the two women can have races."
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6:00AM
The Cat Burglar "All of Beverly Hills is alarmed by the presence of a cat burglar, and the Clampetts are prime targets."
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6:30AM
The Big Chicken "Granny sees an ostrich and thinks her growing potion has made a giant chicken, and tries to keep it a secret."
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7:00AM
Sonny Drysdale Returns "Granny's prediction that Elly May will soon get married seemingly comes true when Sonny Drysdale shows up and proposes."
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7:30AM
Brewster's Baby "Granny hopes to deliver the Brewster's baby, not knowing they plan to adopt."
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8:00AM
The Great Jethro "Jethro wants to become a magician after meeting Marvo the Magnificent."
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8:30AM
The Old Folks Home "Granny overworks herself at spring cleaning the mansion, leading her to fear being put in an old folks' home."
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9:00AM
The Folk Singers "Jethro and Miss Jane team up for a career in folk music."
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9:30AM
The Beautiful Maid "A Swedish actress tries to learn the Clampetts' way of life."
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10:00AM
Jethro's Pad "After finding some of Mr. Drysdale's old magazines, Jethro gets a trailer and turns it into a bachelor's pad."
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10:30AM
The Bird Watchers "Miss Jane's date with a birdwatcher inspires Mr. Drysdale to get Dash Riprock to go out with Elly May."
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11:00AM
Granny Tonics a Birdwatcher "Granny's spring tonic is used to get Elly May and Miss Jane's respective suitors to propose."
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11:30AM
The Party Line "Granny and Jethro return from visiting the hills with an old-fashioned telephone to communicate with home."
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12:00PM
The Soup Contest "In an attempt to attract suitors for Elly May, Granny enters some of her own soup in a contest under the girl's name."
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12:30PM
The Badger Game "A young girl posing as an acquaintance from back home tries to blackmail Jed with some compromising photographs."
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1:00PM
The Badgers Return "A pair of con artists use the Clampetts' unwitting assistance to try to blackmail Mr. Drysdale."
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1:30PM
The Gorilla "After the Clampetts request a gorilla to help out with housework, Mr. Drysdale hires a man in a costume to change their minds."
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2:00PM
Come Back, Little Herby "The man in the gorilla costume takes advantage of the Clampett's lifestyle when he's supposed to be working."
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2:30PM
Jed in Politics "The government tells Granny to stop making her lye soap because it is causing smog, so Jed decides to run for the office of Smog Commissioner."
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3:00PM
Jed Joins the Board "Jed joins the board of the OK Oil Company, and uses the company's airplane to start an airline service with Jethro as the pilot."
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3:30PM
The Woodchucks "Jethro attempts to impress a group of female Bird Watchers by joining the Wood Chucks organization."
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4:00PM
The Flying Saucer "Mr. Drysdale has a great idea for a bank promotion: a flying saucer to swoop down over the Rose Bowl throwing out "Drysdale Dollars"."
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4:30PM
Granny Retires "Before Granny gives up her medicine practice, she trains a city doctor in the ways of mountain medicine."
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5:00PM
The Clampett Curse "The Clampetts give all their money away, and feel relieved of the burden."
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5:30PM
The Indians Are Coming "A minor boundary dispute between an Indian tribe and Jed is blown out of proportion by Granny, who expects to be scalped by the "red devils"."
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6:00PM
Elly Comes Out "The Clampetts try once again to get a suitor for Elly May by holding a "coming out" party for her."
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6:30PM
The Gypsy's Warning "Mrs. Drysdale hires some Gypsies to scare the Clampetts away, and Granny thinks they want to steal her "baby boy" Jethro."
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7:00PM
His Royal Highness "Mr. Drysdale tries to get Elly May engaged to a king."
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7:30PM
Super Hawg "Granny wants to buy a hippopotamus from Mr. Drysdale, thinking it is a giant hog."
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8:00PM
The Little Monster "Elly May has to take care of Mr. Drysdale's 11-year-old nephew, Little Milby."
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8:30PM
Jed Inherits a Castle "Jed inherits a castle in England from a distant relative, and Jethro proceeds to prepare them for their journey across the pond."
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9:00PM
The Clampetts in London "The Clampetts arrive in London, but Granny's medicinal supplies are confiscated by customs."
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9:30PM
Clampett Castle "Finally at the castle, Granny believes that a dog has eaten Jed's cousin, while Jethro starts fulfilling his duty as a knight in shining armor."
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10:00PM
Greetings from the President "While Granny and Elly May visit the folks back in the hills, Jethro receives a draft notice."
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10:30PM
The Army Game "An Army psychologist thinks Jethro is pretending to be crazy to avoid military service."
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11:00PM
A Plot for Granny "Jed's plan to buy Granny some land out in the country backfires when he mistakenly purchases a cemetery plot."
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11:30PM
The Social Climbers "Jed is aggressively courted by a young socialite widow from back in the hills."
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12:00AM
Jethro's Military Career "Jed thinks Granny has had too much moonshine when she mistakes Jethro in a frogman suit for a sea monster."
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12:30AM
The Reserve Program "Jethro mistakes a movie set as being the planning stages of a second Civil War, and runs home to warn Granny."
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1:00AM
Jethro in the Reserve "Granny nurses "General Grant" back to health while Jethro enlists in the Reserves."
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1:30AM
Cimarron Drip "Jethro believes he is wanted to be the co-star in a television series, only to find out they want Elly May's pet monkey instead."
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2:00AM
Corn Pone Picassos "The Clampetts try to help Mrs. Drysdale out by creating art to enter in a contest for her."
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2:30AM
The Clampetts Play Cupid "Granny tries to get actor Dash Riprock uninterested in Elly May and more interested in Miss Hathaway."
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3:00AM
The Housekeeper "Mr. Drysdale hires a housekeeper for the Clampetts, one who is uninterested in doing housework."
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3:30AM
The Diner "Jethro enters the business world by opening a diner, "The Happy Gizzard", but has no luck with customers."
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4:00AM
Topless Anyone? "Jethro has an idea to improve business at the diner, topless waitresses, but doesn't quite know what that means."
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4:30AM
The Great Snow "Granny misses the snowy weather, so Mr. Drysdale spares no expense to put on a fake blizzard at the Clampett mansion to keep her in Beverly Hills."
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5:00AM
The Great Tag-Team Match "Granny takes on an entire family of wrestling bullies single-handedly."
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5:30AM
Jethro Proposes "Jethro proposes to Miss Hathaway, sure she will refuse, but is in a pickle when she accepts."